Top Ten Lists Continued...

Okay, before I jump into this list, I'd just like to say how irritating golf is.  I mean, you can go from having a terrible front nine to a great back nine, or vise versa.  What I don't understand is why I can't put two good nines together.  The only thing that made my day enjoyable was the fact that the course was really nice and well maintained.  FYI... Pearl Country club has a great deal for weekday play.  It's 50 bucks and you get a 5 dollar off coupon to use at the restaurant, where the food is pretty good.  You know that the club house is classy when they serve 24oz. bottles of beer.

Alright.  The subject of my top ten list today will be attractive female celebrities.  So athletes, actresses, singers... basically anyone worth being on TMZ.  I'll make the decisions harder by trying to select women who wouldn't be on anybody else's top ten list.  I guess this list could best be described as Kimo's secret celebrity crushes.

1. Giada DeLaurentis - This Food Network star hosts both Everyday Italian and Giada At Home.  First of all, she can cook.  So that in itself is awesome.  She is married, and her husband shows up on her shows once in a while. (Total douche-bag by the way)  However, she gets extra points for being a mom.  (Not that I'd like the extra luggage, but I do love a good MILF)  And I'm sure it takes a lot of effort for her to be able to have kids, cook all the time, and keep her body looking like that.

2. Natasha Leggero - I don't think too many people know who she is, so she should be a safe choice.  I first saw her perform stand-up comedy on Comedy Central.  Now she makes more than a few appearances on Chelsea Lately's round table of comics, and yes, she is hotter than Whitney Cummings.  I think it might be her comedy that makes her hot, because right now I can't come up with a specific feature that makes her hot.  Whatever, my list, my rules.
3. Vanessa Anne Hudgens - Yes, she was in the High School Musical movies, and yes, she was young then, but she'll be 23 at the end of this year, and that means she's 22 now, and that means she's legal, and that means she can be on the list.  Plus, anyone who looks like her, is as famous as her, and decides that it would be a good idea to take nude photos of herself and allow them to get leaked to the media has gotta be a fun chick.  Right?
4. Britney Spears - Speaking of fun chicks, this girl might have invented the trend.  I hear she's cleaned up her life, and decided to actually be a decent mother, but if I could go back to 2004 and party with this girl, I'd be there in a second.  I did some quick google images research, and it looks like she's gotten back into shape.  Maybe not quite I'm a Slave for You shape, but almost.  Still... I'd hit it.

5. Tamlyn Tomita - This one is still pretty (like geisha).  The first time I saw The Karate Kid II, I realized that there were changes happening to my body.  Yes, I'd like to thank Tamlyn Tomita for sending me down the road of puberty.  If not for her, I would not have come to love my pubescent body... or at least not as many times.  Let's just say that it's very appropriate that she ended up on the show "JAG" for a year.

6. Tina Kinght  - The reality star from Mounted in Alaska.  This show might have already been cancelled from History Channel rotation, but when it was on, it was awesome, and this girl was the main reason why.  She is a smoking hot daughter of a taxidermist, and a gun-owning Alaskan who is most likely a republican.  I'm regretting having her this low on the list now.  Check out the youtube clip to see what the show was about.

7. Elisabeth Hasselbeck - I remember watching Survivor in college, and thinking, man, this Elisabeth Filarski chick is hot...  Especially when you consider that they weren't wearing make-up and had scrapes and bruises from roughing it in the wild.  A few years later, she's married to an ex-NFL quarterback and co-hosting The View.  Still super hot, and apparently, being a mom hasn't affected her body at all. 

8. Kate Micucci - Yes, for those of you who have watched Scrubs, The Gooch.  Aside from being an actrees, she's a very talented singer and songwriter, and plays the piano and ukulele.  Let's be honest, her face is kinda... different looking, but those doe eyes will get me everytime.  Plus, her music is awesome.
9. Michelle Beadle - Let me explain how there is almost nothing sexier in a woman than her ability to converse knowingly about sports.  This co-host of Sports Nation on ESPN is cute, but her knowledge of sports makes her almost irresistable.  Actor/Comedian Jim Carrey, once told her she was the perfect woman when they were on Live With Regis and Kelly together.  I would tend to agree.

10. Jayma Mays - Emma Pillsbury, for you Gleeks out there, (I wouldn't know I've never seen Glee) is a 32 year old actress who will also be starring in the upcoming Smurfs movie.  This is another unexplainable attraction of mine.  I mean, she's basically a ginger with big eyes and a decent face.  When she talks it kind of sounds like a tickle me Elmo that needs new batteries... That being said, there's something adorable about it.

Well there you go.  My secret celebrity crushes list.  I will leave you with a couple of Kate Micucci's songs.  Honestly, they're awesome.  If you have time, I highly recommend all of the "Garfunkle & Oates" videos.  Most of the songs are hilarious.  I was too lazy to post all of them.